Tonight’s Femme is brought to you by The Better Third. When I asked her “Why Megan Fox?” She said, “Because she’s hot.”
I can’t argue against that sort of mega-tight logic.
In this photo, super girl Megan Fox has thankfully shielded her super breasts with a thin coat of lead paint. This was done to protect the viewer, whose eyes would otherwise be seared through at the sight of their bare magnificence.